1. Buying a new house with zero issues. (Great final walk-through, no surprises at closing.) Yay!
2. Hearing a joke from the painter:
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
3. The flooring man telling me, “Well, I’m going to go ahead and get started with the destruction.” (He is removing existing tile from the new home.) I replied, “Fantastic!” He literally stopped for a beat, looked at me quizzically, then smiled and said, “That’s the first time a homeowner has ever responded so positively to my announcement that I will be destroying a part of their home.” Demo = newness; I say bring it! 🙂